Episode 119 | The 'steroid olympics' and lethal water trends - pure podcast chaos!
Meet in the mailbox - the official Meet in the Middle podcast newsletter
Welcome to this week’s newsletter! We are diving headfirst into the latest chaotic debates, hilarious workplace disasters, and terrifying hydration warnings straight from the podcast. Grab yourself a brew, settle in, and let's get into it.
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🏋️ Have You Heard?
The "Enhanced Games" & The Roid-Fueled Reality Check
Forget clean living and strict drug testing: Jake brought a wild story to the table regarding the much-hyped Enhanced Games, a controversial sporting event designed to allow athletes to freely use performance-enhancing drugs, steroids, and modern science to push human limits.
Held in Las Vegas, the event features corporate backers and plenty of spectacle. However, the organizers threw in a twist: they included a control group of completely natural, drug-free competitors.
"What would it be called? The Royal Olympics? The Stereolympics?" — James & Danny
The Big Plot Twist:
Despite expectations of record-shattering performances, the "juiced-up" athletes didn't break the 100m sprint records by seconds or turn into unstoppable human torpedoes.
Instead, the enhanced competitors suffered from severe muscle cramps, early burnout, and poor technique.
The natural, completely clean athletes turned up and utterly destroyed the competition.
While James admitted he'd find it entertaining to watch, Danny and Jake voiced concerns over the health risks, like heart attacks or tearing muscle straight off the bone and the dangerous message it sends to younger fans.
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😳 Confessionals
Teams Call Blunders & Unlikely Reptile Attacks
The confessional inbox brought us two unforgettable stories of public mortification and physical injury:
The Power Move Fart: A listener sent in a voice note confessing to a Teams meeting mishap. Intending to temporarily unmute, let a massive fart rip, and remute, she accidentally unmuted herself right as another colleague was speaking, let it rip across the entire call, and then muted again. James dubbed it the ultimate power move.
Pinned by a Lizard: Another listener shared a terrifying night while house-sitting his sister’s bearded dragon. Gaming in the buff on a hot night, the lizard crawled onto his lap to soak up some warmth. When a jump-scare happened on Call of Duty, the host jumped, startling the reptile into survival mode causing it to clamp its jaws straight onto his left testicle. He spent 3:00 AM in A&E clutching a tea towel to his crotch!
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👛 Rachel's Furry Purse
Awkward Health Questions & Home Testing Kits
Rachel reached into her furry purse this week to pull out a surprisingly candid question: Have you ever had an STD?
James proudly declared a clean record, never even having had a cold sore.
Danny candidly admitted to catching an infection (likely gonorrhea or chlamydia) back in his 20s after a moment of unprotected sex, recalling the sheer panic of waiting for his test results.
Jake shared that while he's avoided STDs, he once managed to get herpes in his eye (completely unrelated to sex!).
Rachel clarified that while she's never had an STD, she's dealt with UTIs, thrush, and cold sores.
The team highlighted how easy it is to look after your sexual health now, emphasizing free NHS and HSE home-testing kits sent straight to your door in discreet packaging.
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💬 Boys Catch Yourselves On
The Unwritten Rules of Male Friendships
Rachel put the guys on trial to interrogate why blokes can call someone their "best mate" despite not speaking to them since 2023. While women maintain constant contact via voice notes, Instagram updates, and hours-long phone calls, male friendships operate on a completely different frequency:
Frozen in Time: James explained that guys can go two or three years without speaking, meet up, and pick up right where they left off with zero awkwardness or need for reassurance.
Information Blackout: Jake shared a story about going to a poker night or barbecue, only for the men's partners demand a full debrief on everyone's life updates: updates the blokes simply never thought to ask about.
The Response Penalty: James admitted he is the worst at replying to messages because answering one text inevitably leads to a back-and-forth chain when all he wants is peace and quiet to recharge.
"If men treated romantic relationships the way they treat friendships, there’d be no relationships left! Phone your mates and ask how they're doing...you're not in the SAS!" — Rachel
The Verdict: Rachel gave a resounding "Catch yourselves on" to ignoring your mates for eight months at a time!
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💧 What the FAQ
Can Drinking Too Much Water Actually Kill You?
Danny tackled a dark search trend aimed straight at the 5-liter "emotional support" water bottle carriers: Can you actually die from drinking too much water?
The Hydration Spectrum:
Rachel: Manages about a litre on a good day.
Danny: Survives on double espressos, Diet Coke, squash, and pure anxiety.
James & Jake: Drink around 4 litres a day (more when training).
The Medical Facts:
The definitive answer is YES. Over-hydrating causes a fatal condition called hyponatremia (water intoxication):
Healthy human kidneys can only process and expel about *1 litre of water per hour*.
Chugging multiple litres in a short window causes excess water to flood the bloodstream, diluting essential sodium levels.
To balance the fluid, water gets forced into your cells, causing them to swell up.
Because your brain is trapped inside a hard skull, swelling brain cells result in *cerebral edema* leading to headaches, confusion, seizures, and potentially fatal brain herniation.
Danny cited a British Medical Journal report of a 59-year-old woman who tried to flush out a UTI by drinking several litres in a few hours, ending up in A&E with severe neurological symptoms due to washed-out sodium levels.
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🎵 New Tracks Added to the Middler Spotify Playlist
Head over to Spotify and check out the official Middler Soundtrack to catch this week's fresh picks:
Danny: Disease – Lady Gaga
James: Holy – Dave Lofts
Rachel: Pyro – Kings of Leon
Jake: Morals – Suki Waterhouse (ft. Mick Fleetwood)
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